Born To Be Wild

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poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:57:45 -0400

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

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chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:57:03 -0400

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

running upstairs

running downstairs

running

stoked on life

scared

walking through my house in the dark

bored

boobs

chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:57:03 -0400

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

running upstairs

running downstairs

running

stoked on life

scared

walking through my house in the dark

bored

boobs

discovers: q’d

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:48 -0400

discovers:

q’d

nayx: THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:40 -0400

nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds. the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

nayx: THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:40 -0400

nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds. the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

foxnewsofficial: capnchase: foxnewsofficial: what the fuck are you doing to stop global...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:55:53 -0400

foxnewsofficial:

capnchase:

foxnewsofficial:

what the fuck are you doing to stop global warming right now

turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house

you’re just the man we’ve been looking for

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:55:41 -0400

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

california-xox-n0stalgia: True

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:54:59 -0400

california-xox-n0stalgia:

True

getoffmybloghoe: Wait guys I don’t know if I can smoke this weed, let me ask my mom first

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:54:51 -0400

getoffmybloghoe:

Wait guys I don’t know if I can smoke this weed, let me ask my mom first

getoffmybloghoe: Wait guys I don’t know if I can smoke this weed, let me ask my mom first

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:54:51 -0400

getoffmybloghoe:

Wait guys I don’t know if I can smoke this weed, let me ask my mom first

frosteethesnowman: tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:54:39 -0400

frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:54:09 -0400

am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign to live for

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