talking about internet friends
mom: how do you know this person
me: they went to my school but they moved
Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
plot twist: the groom's bride is actually a very nice person
I’m dying to go back to gymnastics
vondell-swain: amanda bynes changes her name to da bynes because she is an independent woman who doesn’t need aman
me: relationships are stupid ill just be alone
me: omg look at that cute couple fuck i am so lonely
me: people are shit i dont need them
me: i need someone to cuddle with me
take-off-thy-pants asked: what happened? :x
me watching the olympics: how
averypottersenioryear: if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge