June 2013
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
owo:
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!
ok here goes
NO
So what would happen if I used sunglasses?
UM. GUYS? I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
Amateurs.
I still have my potter 3D glasses from Deathly Hallows. Let’s try those!
Damn…nothing….though my eyes tingle a bit for some reason…
The last one!
owo:
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!
ok here goes
NO
So what would happen if I used sunglasses?
UM. GUYS? I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
Amateurs.
I still have my potter 3D glasses from Deathly Hallows. Let’s try those!
Damn…nothing….though my eyes tingle a bit for some reason…
The last one!
