times Born To Be Wild

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
daih-isy:

indie

daih-isy:

indie

kate-sweeney:

cam damage.
kate sweeney photography. august, 2013.

kate-sweeney:

cam damage.

kate sweeney photography. august, 2013.

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

sextspert:

ridge:

:/

I want all water to be wet

sextspert:

ridge:

:/

I want all water to be wet

awsomecupcakepro:

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this